brooklyn, new york
allison pennell... (who feels ridiculous referring to herself in the third person but will for the purposes of this brief bio)
the official defender 
of breeders at the raucous and R-rated blog, 
Her work has appeared regularly on the award-winning website 
Babble.com as well as in 
, 
, 
, RIP Nick Jr. Magazine 
, 
and 
. When not at the computer, Ms. Pennell is tending to the myriad needs 
of her annoying but lovable family, including but not limited to: working doubles as a cashier at the dreaded 
, walking the 
, playing cruise director , stage mothering 
, housekeeping
, keeping up with the joneses 
, laying out the websites of virtually everybody she knows, walking the 
, breaking up fights 
, playing tooth fairy 
, starting virtual school newspapers, handling family 
finances, designing sundry leaflets, and yearbooks 
, promoting upstate bungalow colonies 
, living the life of riley 
on her put-upon husband’s aching back 
, trying to get out of attending 
games on Ave X and most definitely on Staten Island, lunching with ladies, eating bon bons, teaching 
life skills, managing money for pre-school coops, issuing decrees 
, walking the 
, money-laundering, mani-pedis, 
and so on. She is also not hard at work procrastinating on her first children’s book 
, which will hopefully be published to great fanfare and enormous earnings sometime soon.
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